"Hold it neighbor" the man says, " I'm your neighbor, I have a ranch only 6 miles from here, and I want to invite you to a Welcome Party I'm throwing for you next Saturday. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold! At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. A: Artificial intellegence Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!
I can hear you." Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are? There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time." "What do you do all day? "Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. Q: There are three third grade girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs.
After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. I'm not in heaven, Martha." "Well, then, where are you? "Because although I did not stop I slowed right down and its almost the same." "But you did not stop" replied the officer, "and the sign says STOP." "But the way was clear and it was safe" replied the motorist. "Do you want me to slow down or stop" says the officer. If you are traveling with two or more small children, decide now which one you love more.
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You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license! Heaven can wait A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: God, how long is a million years to you? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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